Funny Marriage Jokes

1. There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

2. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

3. A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

4. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

5. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!