Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.
- Peter Gabriel
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in it’s holder is a thrill.
- George Burns
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
- Barry Cryer
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
- Oscar Wilde
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- George Burns
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
- Bill Vaughan
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Anonymous
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
- Sir Norman Wisdom
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