Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
- Rita May Brown
Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
- Leonard Brandwein
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
- Anonymous
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
- Edward Shepherd Mead
If you don’t know how to do something, you don’t know how to do it with a computer.
- Anonymous
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
- William Kelly
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
- Dennis Ritchie
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
- Al Goodman
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