I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
- George Best
Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
- Anonymous
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
- Brendan Behan
Health is what my friends are always drinking before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
- W. C. Fields
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink.
- Joe E Lewis
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
- W. C. Fields
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Sir Winston Churchill
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
- Sir Winston Churchill
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