Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan
A lifelong friend is someone you haven’t borrowed money from yet.
- Unknown
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Benjamin Franklin
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
- Charles Lamb
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf
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