Any cook should be able to run the country.
- Vladimir Lenin
I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.
- Larry Speakes
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
- Kin Hubbard
World War II was the last government program that really worked.
- George Will
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
- Charles De Gaulle
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
- Woody Allen
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
- Josef Stalin
The President is the last person in the world to know what the people really want and think.
- James A. Garfield
Those who talk don’t know what is going on and those who know what is going on won’t talk.
- Larry Speakes
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers
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