I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
- Billy Crystal
What is this, an audience or an oil painting?
- Milton Berle
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
- Arland Ussher
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Proverb
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Anonymous
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
- Robert Benchley
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
Church gate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
- Bill Cosby
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
- Eddie Murphy
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