Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.
- Anonymous
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter
Ignorance is not bliss. Bliss is ignorance of one’s ignorance.
- Insert Quip Here
We squirrels laugh at you in secret, you know.
- Anonymous
Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry.
– Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
Insanity is a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world.
- R. D. Lang
It’s easy to write one’s memoirs when one has a terrible memory.
- Arthur Schnitzler
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Cheaters aren’t cheaters, they are just high risk players.
- Tony Distefano
I don’t cheat, I play by my own rules.
- Tony Distefano
Yesterday mail! For when you need it there before you send it.
- Anonymous
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Anonymous
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- Anonymous
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Anonymous
I am free from all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- Doug Larson
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
- Ted Turner
Beyond this place there be dragons.
- Anonymous
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