I think therefore I am.
– Rene Descartes
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Common sense is not so common.
– Voltaire
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
- Unknown
Operator! Give me the number for 911.
- Homer Simpson
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
- Doug Larson
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard
I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W.C Fields
Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.
- William James
The best way to become boring is to say everything.
– Voltaire
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
– Voltaire
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
– Unknown
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
- The Koran
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W.C. Fields
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
– Unknown
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
- George W Bush
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
– Unknown
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
– Voltaire
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
- Unknown
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
- Doug Larson
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
– Unknown
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- Anonymous
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
- Eva Young
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome
A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.
- Samuel Butler
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Benjamin Franklin
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who’ll get the blame.
- Bertrand Russell
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
- Anonymous
People seldom do what they believe in, they do what is convenient, and then repent.
- Bob Dylan
Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.
- Goethe
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.
- Doug Larson
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
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