Man has will, but woman has her way.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Americans like fat books and thin women.
- Russell Baker
I like my whisky old and my women young.
- Errol Flynn
Women aren’t as mere as they used to be.
- Walt Kelly
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
- Kathy Lette
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
- Kathy Lette
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Helen Gurley Brown
Women… can’t live with ‘em… can’t shoot ‘em.
- Ivan Turgenev
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Timothy Leary
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
- Louis XIV
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
- Samuel Butler
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
- Lord Byron
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
- Andy Gibb
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
- Will Rogers
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
- Adlai Stevenson
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
- Groucho Marx
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.
- Agatha Christie
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
- Michael Caine
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
- Oscar Wilde
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
- Rudolph Valentino
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
- Elsa Schiaparelli
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?
- George Gershwin
Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a nearsighted man.
- Yoko Ono
The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
- Joseph Conrad
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.
- Oscar Wilde
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
- Oscar Wilde
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
- Lenny Bruce
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
- Yul Brynner
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
- W. C. Fields
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance — a sharp, vindictive glance.
- James Thurber
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
- Chinese Proverb
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