I dream for a living.
- Steven Spielberg
Working gets in the way of living.
- Omar Sharif
The harder I work the luckier I get.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
What do hookers do on their nights off type?
- Elayne Boosler
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
- Lao Tzu
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
- Anonymous
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
- Huey Long
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
- Robert Paul
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.
- Garbage Truck
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
- Anonymous
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
Sorry yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
- Anonymous
People are always available for work in the past tense.
- Volunteer Labour
No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
- Cheops Law
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
- Jonas Salk
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
- Abraham Lincoln
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- Anonymous
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
- Anonymous
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
- John Ciardi
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
- Leslie Nielsen
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
- Steve Martin
I didn’t have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.
- Martha Raye
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- Anonymous
The Romans didn’t find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
- Anonymous
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
- Clarence Darrow
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
- Claude McDonald
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- Anonymous
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.
- Dwight Morrow
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
- Muhammad Ali
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
- Anonymous
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
- Charlie McCarthy
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he’s out of.
- Henny Youngman
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
- Robert Frost
It’s a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
- Anonymous
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
- Robert Frost
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
- Anonymous
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.
- Henry Ford
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more.
- Jeff Foxworthy
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
- Bove’s Theorem
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
- Slappy White
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
- Lane Kirkland
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.
- Archie Bunker
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
I make a lot of money, but I don’t want to talk about that. I work very hard and I’m worth every cent.
- Naomi Campbell
People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.
- Joey Adams
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
- Anonymous
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired.
- Anonymous
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