APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DOS
Defective Operating System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW
World Wide Wait
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
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