1. There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
2. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
3. A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
4. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
5. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
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