1. May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living.
2. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.”
3. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
4. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
5. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
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