Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
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