Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you’re always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
What’s the smartest thing a man can say?
“My wife says…”
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