Men are like…..Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table
Men are like….Teeth.
You ignore them – you lose them.
Men are like…..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like….Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
Men are like…..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
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