1. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them.
2. Women want to hear all about YOU constantly!
3. Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn’t your fault.
4. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help – don’t ask.
5. TWO WORDS: Hack and spit.
6. One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she’s missing and love you for not giving up on her.
7. Lie.
8. Drink Vernors.
9. Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have. Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check your hair, clothing, etc.
10. Say things like, “Wha…?”
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