1. the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
2. the receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling on me.
3. the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
4. the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
5. the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
6. my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
7. a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
8. three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my job.
9. my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
10. I got a “It’s for you loser” was receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
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