1. I’m not really out of the office.I’m just ignoring you.
2. Thank you for your email.Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
3. Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.
4. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Steve’.
5. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.Be prepared for my mood.
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