1. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
2. Light switches were off.
3. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
4. Sun peaked at midday.
5. Coca Cola fizzled.
6. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
7. Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
8. Knives were up sharply.
9. Paper was stationary.
10. Diapers remained unchanged.
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