1. No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
2. The longer the title, the less important the job.
3. Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
4. Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
5. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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