You might be a redneck if……….
1. The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them.
2. You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don’t use it because they won’t come down your driveway to get it.
3. Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife’s car, but no blade.
4. Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net.
5. You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your “stuff” (cars, trucks building materials).
6. You’ve ever been stuck in your own driveway.
7. You just bought your family their lst Atari game system.
8. You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
9. You have ever had to climb up on the roof of an out building to get down any fowl that was frozen to the roof.
10. The fellows on the big garbage moving equipment recoginze your wife…. and wave to her.
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