You might be a redneck if……….
1. The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else are you gonna pull the engine out of the old Dodge?)
2. Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color.
3. You think the only tools “real men” need are duck tape and caulk, and you have sucessful repair projects to prove it.
4. Coons get into everyone else’s trash but yours.
5. You have to pay your hair care professional in weekly installments of $3.00.
6. You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas presents.
7. Your gear shift lever is a pair of vise grips.
8. The fuel for your main mode of transportation is oats.
9. You are in 6 grade and the only one in your family that can write your name.
10. Your idea of a fancy dessert is “moon pie ala mode”.
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