You might be a Redneck if……….
1. On stag night, you take a real deer.
2. You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
3. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
4. Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
5. Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house
6. The tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men.
7. Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
8. Your biggest ambition in live is to “git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ’round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn…”
9. You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
10. You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Email This Page To Your Friend