You might be a redneck if……….
1. You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it.
2. City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits.
3. Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar paper.
4. You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.
5. You and your wife celebrate your anniversary at the K-mart cafeteria.
6. Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.
7. You have ever worried more about the outbuildings freezing than your vehicles.
8. Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went.
9. You think the blood on the front of your pickup truck looks cool.
10. You think Tang is in the fruit group.
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