You might be a redneck if…………..
1. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
2. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
3. You list your parole officer as a reference.
4. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
5. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.
6. You think that Marlboro is a cologne.
7. You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
8. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
9. Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
10. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
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