You might be a redneck if…………..
1. Your screen door has no screen.
2. Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
3. You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
4. You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
5. The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection
6. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
7. Your biggest ambition in live is to “git that big ole coon.
8. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
9. Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job–primer red and primer gray.
10. You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
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