You might be a redneck if……….
1. You go to the dentist for a “Tooth Cleaning”.
2. You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.
3. You have to stop a leak in your flat bottom boat with gum and chewing tobacco.
4. You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.
5. Cruise control in your truck involves fishing line, a pulley and a hook.
6. You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.
7. You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars.
8. You search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels.
9. Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
10. You’ve ever been arrested for bootleggin’.
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