You might be a redneck if…………..
1. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
2. Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
3. The one what hangs ’round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn…”
4. Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house
5. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
6. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
7. Your `huntin dawg’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
8. It’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
9. You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
10. You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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