You might be a redneck if…………..
1. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
2. In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”
3. Your wife’s best shoes have steel toes.
4. Your secret family recipe is illegal.
5. Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
6. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
7. You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
8. You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Play Ball…”
9. Your baby’s favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.
10. In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”
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