You might be a redneck if…………..
1. You’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
2. You’ve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
3. A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
4. Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
5. Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
6. Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
7. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
8. There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
9. You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
10. Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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