You might be a redneck if…………..
1. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
2. Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
3. There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
4. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
5. You don’t think Jeff’s jokes are funny.
6. You have to duct tape your gloves on.
7. You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
8. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
9. Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.
10. Your girlfriend has ever called YOUR parents “Ma and Pa”.
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