1. You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother’s tooth.
2. Your masseuse uses lard.
3. You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
4. You’ve ever hit a deer with your car…deliberately.
5. You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
6. You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
7. Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
8. When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
9. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
10. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
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