1. You can cry without pretending there’s something in your contact.
2. If you’re not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.
3. If you’re not very attractive, you can fool ‘em with makeup.
4. If you use self-tanner, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a big loser.
5. Brad Pitt.
6. If the person you’re dating is much better at something than you are, you don’t have to break up with him.
7. If you don’t shave, no one will know.
8. If the person you’re dating is much better at something than you are, you don’t have to break up with him.
9. If you’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
10. Your hair is yours to keep.
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