1. Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
2. Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
3. Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
4. Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
5. Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
6. Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
7. Yo mama twice the man you are.
8. Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
9. Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
10. Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
11. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
12. Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
13. Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
14. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
15. Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
16. Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”
17. I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world’s largest turtle.
18. Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
19. Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
20. Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
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