1. Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
2. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
3. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
4. Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
5. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
6. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
7. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
8. Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
9. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
10. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
11. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
12. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
13. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
14. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
15. Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
16. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
17. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
18. Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
19. Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
20. Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
21. Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
22. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
23. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
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