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Funny Resume Bloopers 03

1. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

2. You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.

3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

4. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

5. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m. every morning. Could not work under those conditions.

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Funny Resume Bloopers 02

1. References: None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.

2. Finished eighth in my class of ten.

3. Marital status: often. Children: various.

4. As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

5. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

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Funny Resume Bloopers 01

1. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

2. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

3. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

4. I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.

5. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.

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