Q: What does Star Trek’s Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier……….

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on top of her.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?

A: No need for them to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?

The power went out for 5 hours leaving twelve blondes stranded on their way to the second floor on the escalator.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, “What in the world are blind people doing driving?”

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Because she was trying to make up her mind.