Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country.
- Edward Everett Hale

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.
- Milton Berle

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Anonymous

In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
- Adlai Stevenson

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
- Alben W. Barkley

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
- Frank Dane

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
- Edward Abbey

One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a job, but he’s not boring.
- Barbara Bush

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P. J. O’Rourke

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

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Any cook should be able to run the country.
- Vladimir Lenin

I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.
- Larry Speakes

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
- Kin Hubbard

World War II was the last government program that really worked.
- George Will

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
- Charles De Gaulle

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
- Woody Allen

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
- Josef Stalin

The President is the last person in the world to know what the people really want and think.
- James A. Garfield

Those who talk don’t know what is going on and those who know what is going on won’t talk.
- Larry Speakes

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers

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