There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and she continues to do this for about a mile on down the road. Finally a police man pulls her over and asks, ” Madam, if you don’t mind me asking, what are you doing?!?!!?”
The blonde says, ” I have to keep swerving or else i will wreck and hit the tree!!” The police man says. ” Madam, thats not a tree, its your air freshener.

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”