You might be a Redneck if…………..

1. You think the stock market has a fence around it.

2. You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

3. Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

4. You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis.

5. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

6. Your home has more miles on it than your car.

7. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

8. You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

9 Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

10. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

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