1. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
2. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
3. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
4. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
5. Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
6. Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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1. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
2. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
3. Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
4. Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
5. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
6. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
7. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
8. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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1. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
2. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
3. Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
4. Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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1. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
2. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
3. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
4. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
5. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
6. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
7. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
8. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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1. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
2. Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
3. Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
4. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
5. Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
6. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
7. Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
8. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
9. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
10. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.
11. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.
12. Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
13. Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.
14. Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
15. Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.
16. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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1. Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
2. Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
3. Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
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1.Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
2.Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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1. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
2. Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
3. Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam…and has a full time job at the ‘Pancake Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forehead.
4. Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
5. Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
6. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
7. Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
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1. Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
2. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
3. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
4. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
5. Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
6. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
7. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
8. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
9. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
10. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
11. Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
12. Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
13. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
14. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
15. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
16. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
17. Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
18. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
19. Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
20. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
21. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
22. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
23. Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
24. Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
25. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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1. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
2. Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
3. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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