Yo Mama Jokes

Fat Yo Mama 02

1. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

2. Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

3. Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

4. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

5. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

6. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

7. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

8. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

9. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

10. Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

1. Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

2. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

3. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

4. Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

5. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

6. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

7. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

8. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

9. Yo mama so fat were in her right now

10. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

1. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

2. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

3. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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