To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with ‘Please turn over’ scribbled on both sides.

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q: What does Star Trek’s Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier……….

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on top of her.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?

A: No need for them to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?

The power went out for 5 hours leaving twelve blondes stranded on their way to the second floor on the escalator.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.